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I have 50lbs of flour right now and it’s kind of exciting
this makes me happy because youre getting excited about copious amounts of flour and that’s cute but I also like it because that means youre probably gonna bake a shitton of wonderful things
"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"
Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.
my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women
Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.
*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.
*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.
*points to living room* This is where we kick back.
*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.
*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.
*points to computer* This is where we click clack.
*points to shelf* This is where weknick knack.
*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack.
What a truly awful website this is
tumblr is full of hippocrits. always criticizing those poor hippos. you should all be ashamed
Ah that is a very good point, you’re right he was animated a little different than the others, not to mention his brown eyes. Considering like 90% of Danish people have blue eyes, and the Samii tend to have brown…
your dick is shorter than an episode of hetalia
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