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A White Hot Megasm

Welcome, where the tea kettle is always on and the dungeon is always full.

Hello, my name is Megan from Ohio and please sit back and enjoy this blog. There will be a lot of Hetalia, Avengers, comedy, and various fandom things.
Jul 25 '14

tygermama:

  • the Avengers get really bored one day and pick names out of a hat and trade costumes and spend the rest of the day pretending they got bodyswapped to mess with Tony
  • it’s Steve’s idea
Jul 25 '14

hotja:

buckysteve ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ 쁘어어어얽 이제못한다..지쳤다

Jul 25 '14

(Source: bvcky)

Jul 25 '14
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Jul 25 '14

penguin-of-doom:

What do you call a man who is short, speaks in rhymes, and is able to spin straw into gold?

No really I’m not joking here, he’s coming for my firstborn in three days and I need to figure out his name.

(Source: manicpixiedreamalien)

Jul 25 '14

(Source: ivonman)

Jul 25 '14
Jul 25 '14

skypestripper:

u can tell a lot about a person by their background on their phones

Jul 24 '14

aphlamp:

can you imagine Arthur putting Francis down as his ‘emergency contact’ for everything?

Like, Arthur goes to the dentist and has to be picked up: Francis is called.

Arthur gets too drunk at a bar: Francis is called.

Arthur is arrested by mall security for being disruptive: Francis is called.

Jul 24 '14
leepyr:

doitforasgard:

samcannon:

“You can’t control the Universe. You are the water, not the rock.” 

But actually, after a very long time, if it keeps going, the water will eventually shape the rock. You don’t realize it at first but it’s happening, it happens every second. Yes, you’re the water, but if you can’t see how you changed the universe, it doesn’t mean you didn’t.

You are what everyone needs in their life

leepyr:

doitforasgard:

samcannon:

“You can’t control the Universe. You are the water, not the rock.” 

But actually, after a very long time, if it keeps going, the water will eventually shape the rock. You don’t realize it at first but it’s happening, it happens every second. Yes, you’re the water, but if you can’t see how you changed the universe, it doesn’t mean you didn’t.

You are what everyone needs in their life

Jul 24 '14

cellardoorpodfic:

what-alchemy:

BUT BUCKY I WANNA KNOW THE BAD STUFF 
like how he leaves the towels on the floor and shocks you with ice toes in the night and only drinks half of any given drink and the way his hair flops in his eyes and drives you crazy
TELL ME ALL OF IT

TELL ME WHAT YOU’RE SMIRKING ABOUT

When he tells the girls about Steve, he finds that once he starts, it gets real hard to stop. So he tells ‘em Steve’s a stand-up guy. Which is the truth. He tells ‘em that he’ll never show up late for a date or get fresh or step on their toes while they’re dancing. Also true, all of it. Steve’s more of a gentleman than Bucky’ll ever be. He doesn’t tell ‘em that Steve can’t dance to save his scrawny backside, but what they don’t know won’t hurt.

He also doesn’t tell the girls that Steve’s loyal, and honest, and brave to a fault.

He doesn’t tell them that Steve’s got a sharp mind and a kind but ferocious heart.

He doesn’t tell them that Steve’s got a temper — one that only flares up, hot and sudden, in the face of injustice of any sort, no matter how small. That Steve’s stubborn enough to drive you nuts most days and fierce as one of those big cats they’ve got down at the Bronx zoo. That Bucky’s seen him stare down down asthma attacks with the same quiet, bloody-minded determination with which he stares down bullies, even as he’s fighting for every breath and shaking with the effort of it.

He doesn’t tell them that Steve leaves his wet towel on the dirty apartment floor or that he can’t ever seem to finish a whole glass of whatever he’s drinking or that sometimes he crawls into bed with Bucky in the winter months and his long, icy toes make Bucky yelp and shove him away only to pull him close again, grinning, or that the sight of Steve’s blond mop of hair constantly falling across his face makes Bucky crazy in a way that sends his breath hitching and his heart lurching around in his chest like they’re riding the Cyclone at Coney Island.

He doesn’t tell them that the first time Bucky met Steve the little punk was face-down on the asphalt, mouth full of blood and eyes full of fire, trying to push himself back up for another round with that bonehead Jeff Franklin who’d just stuffed a handful of mud down Maria Gianopulos’ pretty new dress.

"You can’t do that," Steve’d said, simple. Steady.

"The hell I can’t, Rogers," Jeff had spat, smiling all toothy and clenching his slab of a right hand. Steve had stood, dusted off his too-big trousers and planted himself like a tree in front of Maria, who’d stopped crying and was glaring at Jeff — had said, bold as brass and cool as the Hudson in January, "maybe I didn’t make myself clear."

He’d raised his bony fists and stood his ground, and Bucky’d seen that he didn’t know a thing about footwork or how to protect his thumbs or even how to throw up a decent block. Steve had just stood there, ready to take another hit, ready to take a hundred if that’s what it took. Something small and brightly colored deep in Bucky’s chest had fluttered awake and started singing at the sight. He was rolling up his sleeves and walking to Steve’s side — saying, “Hi, I’m Bucky. Plant your right foot in front a bit and loosen those knees up, and drop your shoulders.” — before he’d even given it a thought. Steve had looked up at him for a second or two, sharp blue eyes searching for any sign of pity on Bucky’s face and, finding none, he’d smiled. They’d never looked back.

There are some things about Steve Rogers that Bucky Barnes gets to keep for himself, even if Steve himself isn’t his to keep.

(Source: thorlokid)

Jul 24 '14

(Source: forassgard)

Jul 24 '14

thorkizilla:

Thor (liveblog) [x]

One of the things that I think gets overlooked a lot in fandom is that this is actually a really big deal, what happened here.  I have seen so many dismissals of how Thor got a “vacation” on Earth, from so many corners of fandom (and I’m not pointing fingers in any one direction here, honest! it’s something I’ve seen almost everywhere), like it was a walk in the park.

But thinking about it… not only has Thor been stripped of his home and his title and his family, but he’s been stripped of his self.  He went from a being with a 5,000 year life expectancy (and I would guess MCU Thor is probably about 1,200 or 1,300 years old, about two centuries older than Loki) to maybe 70 years more on Earth.  That’s like getting told you only have a year left to live!  He had no way of knowing that Odin would put a test on Midgard for him to win his way back, which was in no way guaranteed, because we clearly saw that Thor could not lift Mjolnir when he first reached it.

He has been made frail and mortal, he was no longer a god, the strength and powers he was born with were taken from him, he was dropped into a world where he knew no one and had no supplies and no emotional support.  His ENTIRE BEING was fundamentally changed in a way that I think a lot of people forget happened because Thor just DEALS WITH IT, because Thor doesn’t crumble under it.  Even when he has no idea what to do for the first time in his life, he’s still holding it together really quite well!

I think a lot of people forget that it happened because it doesn’t make Thor fracture and crack, but that instead he uses the time to make himself even stronger on an emotional level, because Thor uses it to make new friends and see the world a different way and understand the people he’s protecting better.  It gets forgotten because Thor is not like Loki, he doesn’t fall apart when shit happens, because Thor is actually pretty goddamned emotionally steady.  It gets forgotten because Thor realizes he fucked up and works to correct the problem, rather than going off on a spiral of self-destructive behavior and instead gets his shit together.

Which isn’t to say that I think either is more or less interesting as a character story arc!  I enjoy both of them!  Just that I think sometimes people forget that Thor actually goes through a lot of shit and a lot of loss but he DEALS WITH IT in largely really competent ways, which isn’t nearly as fic-worthy to play with as Loki is, when he’s a goddamned mess.

But, as a story to watch on the screen and to have as the character of my heart, Thor being good at getting his shit together and growing ever wiser and figuring shit out?  OH MAN I AM HERE FOR IT.  THAT IS THOR AND THAT IS WHY I LOVE HIM.

Jul 24 '14

(Source: chimis-changa)